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Pregnant Demotivational Poster


PREGNANCY Q+A A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: pregnant
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - February 19, 2010, 6:18 pm
LOL! 5Ls.
Derek - February 19, 2010, 4:01 pm
Good to see a little opinion from the other side.
Dude 4515 - February 19, 2010, 11:29 am
jmac, you sir, win one internet.
erock - February 19, 2010, 11:20 am
great poster culos!5L for you
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 10:58 am
Amsome! Totally captures the entire experience! I like the epidural one! 5 Stretch-marks!
Jmac0585 - February 19, 2010, 9:37 am
The answer to the last one should be : Define "normal."


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


Bacon Flavored -


TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?




WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....




REDNECKS -




PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)




STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.




PERIODS - It's a vicious cycle, but hey... At least you're not pregnant


TAGS: period cycle not pregnant
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:34 am
Amen 5 bloated L's


UNWANTED GIFTS -


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by spacedog

SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me


YOUR PREGNANT WIFE - you know what she wants, and she wants it NOW!


TAGS: pregnant ice cream
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - December 20, 2012, 12:33 am
Needs pickles and tuna for toppings
falloutghoul - December 19, 2012, 9:49 pm
She wants ME!


SYNONYMS -


TAGS: prision pregnant synonym shock value
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Epic LoL
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:19 am
LOL'd!


JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC


TAGS: britney spears smoking pregnant jerk jerks
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by Tereso

Man.. - February 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Isn't this how the movie Idocracy starts?
Valeria - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm
She´s a stupid.
me - September 24, 2008, 9:30 pm
I just noticed, you can see her n****** through that shirt!
Fubar - May 13, 2008, 12:33 pm
That looks so atractive.....NOT. You wouldn't kiss it with breath like that let alone f*ck it...


Angry pregnant -




RIP SHARON TATE - Your killer has kicked the bucket


TAGS: 26 yrs old 8 months pregnant at the time
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Airman

KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:05 pm
I would lol so hard if Derek repost this with that.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 5:53 pm
And your husband has just been arrested and you're still dead. No good news I'm afraid.


Free Range Hillbillies -




THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.


TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.


No Joke?! -


TAGS: april fool pregnant joke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 1:35 pm
Thanks! I joined 5 months after you lol
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 1:34 pm
Oh and don't go getting all UPpity on me now.
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 1:32 pm
500 posters? Makes it seem like you've been around for longer than time itself. Can't wait for the 2nd coming. Congrats!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 1:19 pm
Thanks, dizz! You're a doll ;)
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 1:04 pm
Congratulations, JW!!! That's a major milestone!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!! I've enjoyed your posters and am looking forward to seeing the next 500! Keep cranking them out! HUGS!!!!!!!
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 1:01 pm
Its okay son. It'll be over in a few months-----then you'll REALLY have your hands full!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ^!!!!!!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 12:47 pm
Haha i'll pass ;)
Rick69 - March 7, 2016, 12:39 pm
... How about babies?
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 12:03 pm
This, friends and neighbours, is my 500th poster. Feel free to congratulate me. (I take cash, checks and credit cards)


Power Outage -


TAGS: power outage pregnant sweden
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:53 pm
Population boom, ha! Check Bugtussle, TN, 1994 when the ice storm had power out for five days. Yeppers, all mine.
JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 6:36 pm
21 women got pregnant during that outage. It's a very small town so this was concidered a population boom lmao


Pregnancy -


TAGS: zoo animal news mystery pregnant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:58 pm
LOL! There are times in life when its better to just....keep.....walking.... LUV this! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - November 14, 2015, 9:12 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - November 14, 2015, 3:09 am
Wait What a 5er


Life Reset Button -


TAGS: life reset b***on pregnant cheating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:09 am
Yes, JW. Life needs a reset b***on. If you find one, let me know? Luv your take on this! Too funny! 5 LOL lions!
RetiredUSNChief - June 13, 2015, 9:03 am
...he produced medical records showing he was born sterile. No child support, no alimony, and booted out of Navy housing since she was no longer married to him. A happy ending happens once in a while.
RetiredUSNChief - June 13, 2015, 8:59 am
It's happened before. Navy wife told her husband she was pregnant. He waited until it was too later for an abortion, then filed for divorce. When she cried in court about how he was abandoning "his" baby...
concern3 - June 13, 2015, 8:47 am
a 5er


That Look -




Bugs -


TAGS: kids download bugs pregnant
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 24, 2015, 7:30 pm
Thanks, guys!
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:53 am
Excellent a 5er
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:51 pm
. . . and viruses! LOL! way too funny!!! 5L!!!!


Congratulations -




Mistakes -


TAGS: pregnant bride
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Ashson

theyuk - October 26, 2015, 8:12 pm
Nope. It is not commonly known, but the gestation period for a first baby is highly variable-in this case, less than two months! Second-or more-babies take nine months.
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2015, 6:29 pm
Shouldn't that dress be scarlet?


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